We here at Cockoonest.com are all members of ‘Dead artists society’ and are deadicated to getting to the truth of the matter at hand. With regards our first story, it relates to the Elvis Presley is alive and living as Jesse theory.
We have gathered enought information through undercover investigation that the people who claim this, such as Alice Tiffin Wannabe Presley/Linda Hood Sigmon wannabe friend and Dr Hinton wannabe Dr Nick, all insist they are in contact with Elvis but are infact nothing more than wannabes.
Through simply making a twitter acccount in Jesse’s name, we were shocked that Eliza Presley requested to follow, but not only that she continued to send privite information regarding her self and others. It is in the opinon of our privite investigator Mr Sherlock that she was under the illusion, that she was indeed in touch with the real Elvis. However the fact that she thought this, leads us to the conclusion that she neither knows the real Jesse or of his where abouts. This puts into question, if she knew of Jesse or ever met him,.If so she would know that this Jesse is fake,(If she suggests she knew this from the begining, then that further gives evidence to the fact that she was purposely playing along)- then it can only mean that she planned it. Is in our opinion if we had not have twisted the story some what, she would have continued to play with our Jesse to deceive the public, As she did state in her words ‘I was thinking, why should we hide our seleves? make so they can wonder‘ElizaPresley‘ We have proof of all this in emails,gmail/chat/ twitter messages/photos/documents/letters etc. A sample of evdience- is below. Note we have much more information,regarding letters etc to upload.
This is what Eliza wrote on The Truth about elvis board on myspace-NOTE it is a note that our UNDERCOVER INVESTIGATOR wrote to her in an email. The email is at the end on this peice.This gives further evidence of her deception and that she was indeed, either in full belief or worse still simlpy playing along.(Sherlock Holmes)
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just usjes, yep, that’s her.
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yep, that’s her. get this! she is using the name (———–) for that acct – when my youngest brother, her son, is named (———-)! he’s in hiding from her because she has threatened to kill him. yes, you heard me right. the woman is not playing with a full deck – seriously. she is dangerous. i was so afraid that you were going to try & show up at her door while you were in eugene. i was told by deb that she had bought not 1 but 2 guns in the past. i think without a license. she has also (i’m 99.999% sure at least) started other twitter accts too. i found 2 last nite under her fake elizapresley twitter acct (of which i have reported 3 times now to twitter!!) as “hoodlinda” and “vernpresley”. you knew about the fake twitter in the jesse name already, right? the website i gave you of elizapresley.com, she had her sister (deb’s mom) hijack my name so i could not get that domain name. if you have someone do a whois search, you will find her name, kim garrett. cross reference that to an obituary search for Louise parazoo from 2004 & you will see both flo clark & kim garrett as sisters of the deceased. she was too stupid to hide her real info when she stole that domain, but then hid it when (one of them) did the bs site of elizatiffinpresley.com. i think it has the same garbage posted on it as the wordpress blog in my name. you already know that wordpress is the same site she has done in the name of jesse g presley, right? she is pure poison, jes, let me tell you. i know why she’s so desperate for the truth about who my daddy is to NEVER come out. it goes back to when she got pregnant with me in 1961 and then actions in 1963 when you were filming ‘fun in acapulco’. bottom line? she betrayed her sister & never wants anyone else in our family (sorry, i have to use that term loosely here) to know the truth. she thinks she can just keep this up & that i either have no way to stop her or that she’s gonna make enough people believe that she is me online or that she is you. it’s insane – just as she is. if my mom knew all that she was doing? she’d roll over in her grave, let me tell you. thank you so very much for helping me with this. i have so much i am trying to deal with & having a hard time doing so, jes. by staying here in wisconsin longer, i have lost all my state benefits in washington now as of nov 30th. i have no medical insurance, no income, no prescription coverage, no food assistance – nothing. i was hoping that the documentary would be funded by now so that i could survive & pay everyone back that i owe. i’m gonna’ lose my cell after the 10th and my storage in washington is behind now. i have been out of pain meds for 2 weeks now & mostly in bed cause it hurts too much to walk. people don’t know about this stuff tho – just wanna’ condemn me for the benefit we tried to hold here in wisconsin in october and condemn me for trying to sell signed copies (signed by me of course) of your book to raise badly needed funds. i feel like i am hanging on by a very thin thread – financially & emotionally. it was why i asked for your help with the documentary (not to buy me a 7 mil house, lol) so that it could get funded immed and i could repay everyone & take care of my kids and others that so badly need it as well. jaime and her family have been thru hell, yet try to do for others as they can. her dad was pronounced dead 5 times in one day about 4-5 yrs ago from heart attacks & cannot work again. their house is falling apart & they cannot afford to fix it, etc, there is so much i want to do for them and many others that need & deserve the help. i digress, ugh. you get the idea ..
On Mon, Dec 7, 2009 at 5:59 AM, jesse presley <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
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One thing I cant abide in, is folk setting out to purposly hurt the innocent.No matter what their
opinions they should learn to hold their tougue.My Mama always said when I was a boy, she’d say son
mind your manners and always treat people the way you yourself wish to be treated. Some dont live by that and its a crying shame.
The following will be delt with and will be taken off within the next 24 hours, hopefully they wont reappear, if they do well, we gotta try deal with it.
Theres around 5 twitter accounts using either your name or mine.There is blog to which is down right nasty.two other websites which will also be delt with.
The most interesting information that has come our way is that (———) is linked to most of these, this I am sure you already know, but I have been passed on her account user name from very reliable sources which is( ——–) em man she aint funny I tell ya, aint funny at all. This I think is a good way for you to say what you gotta and blow her outta there.All impersonaters will be delt with but (————) can not be, but Im sure you got something to say that might make her run.play her like she played you.
So if you need to say something to this pittiful excuse for a person do so and be done with it and be happy you deserve to be.So dont worry your little head.JP